So. Let’s talk. I’m bored as hell and I wanna play those games you promised before, yeah?

And Dragon Lord’s back, too—which’s good, because now the gay angel is really happy and all that.

COR!

This day camp stuff isn’t so bad, I guess. Prob’ly better than being stuck at home all day with stupid Tildy. But at least she knows how ta’ play a pirates game—doesn’t anyone here have one’a those big hats with the long feathers? That and maybe a sword, even though everybody here seems pretty scared when I chuck a stapler at them.

Oh, oh—wait! Now here’s a guy who knows how to play the damsel in distress, this’ll be bloody well brilliant. I’ll be the swash buckling pirate, and he’ll be the lady being held captive by the evil duke! See, there he goes—already squealing like a pig!

EN GARDE, YE SCURVY DOG! THIS HERE SHIP BE MINE, D’YA HEAR ME? ALL MINE!

(  OOC, INTRO!  )